🚀 Say goodbye to discomfort and hello to relief!
Doctor Butler's Maximum Strength Hemorrhoid & Fissure Ointment offers fast-acting pain relief with a powerful lidocaine formula, designed by a board-certified proctologist. Each convenient packet contains a blend of herbs, essential oils, and minerals to soothe and heal both internal and external symptoms of hemorrhoids and fissures, all while being manufactured in the USA under strict quality controls.
S**E
If you're in pain, and you're hesitant to drop the cash on this - just do it. Trust me.
So, butt reviews. Everyone loves these. But I'll assume that if you're reading this right now, you're in a similar situation that I was in. For me, I had pretty much exhausted every other source of relief for my chronic hemorrhoids and anal fissure. Other hemorrhoid creams worked okay at reducing the swelling, but they often stung when applied and they did very little to help the pain substantially. It was getting... pretty ridiculous, I must say.I changed my diet, started taking fiber supplements, avoid fatty foods, and I invested in just about EVERYTHING under the sun to keep my toosh happy. Wet wipes? Got 'em. Witch hazel wipes? Got those too. The standard prep H? But of course - the regular, extra pain relief, and itching relief varieties. I even installed a bidet on my toilet just to cut down on wiping time because I was literally in just THAT much pain.I'd been like this for months, and while I can stand the pain, there was something that came along even worse than that - itching. I... almost have no words to describe just how terribly I started itching, every night when I went to bed. I tried sitz baths, itch creams, home remedies - nothing. The itching wasn't even the worst part! The real problem was that I couldn't resist scratching, and oh god, I scratched my poor toosh raw. It was just terrible all around.So I was in some EXTREME pain by the time I ultimately pulled up Amazon in search of relief, and my real key motivation was just to stop the itching because that was just adding to the pain that was already there. I was miserable and when I first saw this product, good reviews aside, it was nearly $30 for a little tube of gel. Sorry to say, but I was skeptical! What made this product so much different than the others I'd tried?But... I read the reviews. Because I was desperate. And people made some mighty claims...It hurt me to pay 30 bucks for this, but in the end, I figured it couldn't hurt as badly as the pain I was already in, right?And just... I'm so thankful that I pulled the trigger. So thankful that I'm taking the time to write up this review, so others can hear my testimony and hopefully, if they're in a similar boat, choose to take the plunge as well.So, without further ado, onto the actual product! The tube is pretty small, unfortunately, but when I checked and compared it to the prep H I had, it was actually the same weight! I was pretty surprised, because this seemed to go by so much faster - I realized that was probably because I was using it pretty extensively compared to the other creams, because this gel actually WORKED.The very first thing I noticed after applying this (there is an applicator, but it bothered me, so I just use my finger to apply it gently in and around the "edges", if you will) was that there was little to no sting, despite how rubbed raw I was at the time. That was a nice relief.The second thing I noticed was just how FAST it worked. The pain? Gone in a matter of minutes. Like, it literally numbs the area. I was so blissed out I was ready to cry, I'm not even kidding you. And the itch? Gone just as fast. In under five minutes, I had no urge to itch anymore. And the rest is pretty much history.Now, I'll admit that I use this product fairly liberally. I apply a small, pea sized amount anywhere between one and three times per day (usually closer to three if we're being realistic), once after every bowel movement. Because of that, this product only lasted me just over a month. I just ordered my second tube (goodbye money, I knew thee well) and I have no regrets. I think of it this way - let's say this lasts me exactly one month. At the current price (at the time of this review, May 2019) of $28.34, I'm paying less than $1 per day to be free and clear of pain and itching, and BM's are SIGNIFICANTLY less troublesome. Is that worth it? Well, to me, it definitely is. For you? Well, that's something you'll have to take into consideration, but again, if you're in pain and you've tried the other stuff, I strongly urge you to give this a chance. And if you need to, like me, you can subscribe and save a couple bucks each time you re-order it.Now, my issue isn't going away - I'm actually due to have surgery in the near future, so for the time being, I'll be using this. Maybe after my surgery I won't need it as much, which would be nice, but chances are that unless you're REALLY bad like I am, you probably won't go flying through this quite as fast. Just another thing to take into consideration.[ Pros ] - Comes with a neat little applicator (albeit I don't use mine, the option is there) - The gel (similar consistency to Neosporin, maybe a bit thicker) doesn't burn, even on raw and irritated skin - The gel numbs the area VERY well, and pain is literally gone in a matter of minutes - The gel also takes away the itch (no matter how intense!) in again just a matter of minutes[ Cons ] - You get a fairly small amount for what you're paying for, BUT it goes a long way in the end and does what it needs to do, so this con is ruled out for me, personally, when compared with all the pros!I pray that you all find total toosh happiness. uwu
B**M
Put's The FIRE OUT! Safely and Quickly!
This Hemorrhoid Ointment is "Fabulous"! I highly recommend it. It costs a little cash. But it will save your ass! Stops the pain and burn almost instantly. The applicator works perfectly, if you need help with internal issues. I was searching the different brands and luckily picked this one out. It's well worth the price. I was in total pain and needed some help. It helped shrink my hemorrhoid and stopped the raw achy pain. You won't be disappointed. If you need help I would give this ointment a shot.
A**C
Works decently well on internal hemorrhoids
I don't have external hemorrhoids - only internal ones which, once in a great while, prolapse and cause me remarkable pain. During a flareup, the internal ones are just vaguely uncomfortable, giving the feeling of what is called "incomplete evacuation". Normally a flare-up lasts about two weeks. I do not experience itching in either case.I decided to try this to see if I could accelerate the healing process. I've tried it on both a prolapsed internal and a typical internal hemorrhoid flare up. The the former case, it didn't do much. This is not altogether surprising; not much outside of NSAIDs helps the prolapsed type. In the latter case, I've tried it when I was having bleeding, and when I wasn't. It helped in both cases to alleviate some of the discomfort, but I'm not 100% certain that it shortened the flareup at all.The applicator on this is very useful. I recommend it over using finger cots, since the applicator is narrow, has apertures along its length, and can apply the ointment liberally without pulling much out when it is removed. After I use it, I squeeze out a bit extra ointment, wipe the applicator clean with tissue, spray it down with 99% IPA, and stored it in a latex finger cot for the next time. I do this so I don't need to re-prime it every time, which would waste the bulk of the ointment.That's about it - it lubricates and numbs a bit. When I have the flareups I use stool softeners and sometimes 1-2 tsp of mineral oil per day, along with my usual 2x10g of psyllium fiber. This, more than anything, reduces the flareup duration since it helps avoid further aggravation of the veins. However, I would recommend this as an additional measure to help things get back to normal.EDIT: After having gone through one tube, I'd say it's worth having for a variety of mild complaints. I eventually had the internal hemorrhoids banded, which after three sessions seems to have more permanently resolved the issue. I'll keep this on hand for fissures and the like.
M**T
This WORKS!
If you’re reading this you may be like me a “penny pincher”. Im not the type to go to the doctor unless completely necessary so I gave this product a chance. Yes this product is expensive but it works! It relieves discomfort and makes things down there feel like unicorns and rainbows.
S**H
Was skeptical….
I don’t normally write reviews “butt” this time I had too. I had a cluster (I named Hermie) and I have never had them before. I was so uncomfortable and was in denial I had these. I was hoping it would go away on its own but that did happen. I was unsure what to buy that was fast acting. Before I purchased this product Hermie decide to overstay his welcome by a week. I saw the reviews of Dr Butler’s and decided to try it. This was so worth the money. After a day Hermie shrunk and I bet it is completely gone in a day or two. AMAZING!
A**R
I know it's expensive, still try just once, it will fix fissure/piles within 5 days
Really effective in fissure and piles both.I had surgery for fissure and piles, but it came again just after one month. I was in pain again and was thinking of getting surgery again.After giving lot of thought I decided to purchase this medicine.It healed fissure in 5 days, reduced pain to 30 percent.It reduced size of hemorrhoid but it keeps increasing and decreasing in size according to my gastric problems(I have serious digestive issues).After 20 days of use my pain became 5 to 10 percent.It saved me from getting surgery at least. I used it for just one month. Because it's very expensive so I could not but it again. Now I use pilorute it's also good. But not very effective.
P**R
Please don't buy and waste your money as I did
It's no use. Waste of money. Please don't go for it. No results
A**R
Worse medicine ever
Made it worse. Kept using for two days in case it would get better but my condition worsend. Gone in the bit. Really surprised what all these good reviews are about.. may be everyone reacts differentl?
A**3
No Benefit
Wasting money
M**M
Bad product
Bad product
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