Would this work for a military crew cut

You’re hair will probably be too short for it to work properly, I’d recommend looking at fiber or paste pomades for shorter hair.

Will make my hair stand put without stiffness stickiness and hevey grease

This will not make your hair stiff. Hair will stay in place and you’ll be able to restyle if needed. It is oil based though so your hair will be greasy how greasy depends on how much you use.

So give it to me straight... Will this make my hair hold in place however I style it?

Depends on the hair style you are going for I love it for a slick back look and it will stay in place while remaining manageable but if u want more like a pomp I'd go with Lockhart's gonzo pomade for a stronger hold

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Water Based Goon Grease

Product ID: 180212514

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Hair Type
All
Liquid Volume
3.4 Fluid
Material Type Free
Paraffin Free
Product Benefits
Strengthening
Scent
Citrus Cologne

✨High-shine finish

💧Water-based, easy washout

💪Strong all-day hold

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Description

💼 Own your look, all day shine, zero compromise.

EFFORTLESS WASHOUT - Water-soluble formula rinses clean with just water—no residue, no hassle.
RADIANT HIGH SHINE - Delivers a sleek, glossy finish that commands attention in any room.
UNMATCHED ALL DAY HOLD - Locks your style in place from dawn till dusk without flaking or stiffness.
NOURISHING BEESWAX BOOST - Infused with natural beeswax for heat resistance and hair strengthening benefits.
SIGNATURE CITRUS COLOGNE SCENT - Subtle, masculine fragrance that elevates your grooming game.

Lockhart’s Goon Grease is a premium water-based pomade designed for men seeking a strong, flexible hold with a high-shine finish. Infused with natural beeswax, it nourishes hair while providing heat resistance. Its easy-to-wash formula and refreshing citrus cologne scent make it the go-to styling product for classic and modern looks alike.

Specifications

ASIN	B0828PVCKM
ASIN	B0828PVCKM
Best Sellers Rank	#47,547 in Beauty & Personal Care ( See Top 100 in Beauty & Personal Care ) #124 in Hair Styling Pomades
Brand Name	Lockhart's Authentic Grooming Co. LLC
Customer Reviews	4.3 4.3 out of 5 stars (323)
Department	Men
Hair Type	All
Item Form	Oil
Item Volume	3.7 Fluid Ounces
Liquid Volume	3.4 Fluid Ounces
Manufacturer	Lockhart's Authentic Grooming Co. LLC
Manufacturer	Lockhart's Authentic Grooming Co. LLC
Material Type Free	Paraffin Free
Number of Items	1
Product Benefits	Strengthening
Product Dimensions	3 x 3 x 3 inches; 4.66 ounces
Scent Name	Citrus Cucumber Cologne
UPC	860100001563
UPC	860100001563
Unit Count	3.7 Fluid Ounces

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