--- product_id: 27680146 title: "Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper" brand: "fairly odd novelties" price: "€ 19.47" currency: EUR in_stock: false reviews_count: 8 url: https://www.desertcart.de/products/27680146-sir-perky-novelty-condiment-bottle-topper store_origin: DE region: Germany --- # Instant party vibe Fits most standard squeeze bottles Dishwasher-safe, food-grade plastic Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper **Brand:** fairly odd novelties **Price:** € 19.47 **Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock ## Summary > 🎈 Sir Perky: The condiment topper that squeezes out smiles! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper by fairly odd novelties - **How much does it cost?** € 19.47 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Currently out of stock - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.de](https://www.desertcart.de/products/27680146-sir-perky-novelty-condiment-bottle-topper) ## Best For - fairly odd novelties enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted fairly odd novelties brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - β€’ **Safe & Easy to Clean:** Made from food-grade plastic and dishwasher-friendly for hassle-free use. - β€’ **Elevate Your Table Aesthetic:** Add quirky charm that sparks smiles and makes your gatherings unforgettable. - β€’ **Universal Fit for Maximum Fun:** Snaps onto most standard squeeze bottlesβ€”ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, you name it. - β€’ **Perfect Gift for Hosts & Foodies:** Comes in a vibrant, gift-ready box that guarantees laughs and social currency. - β€’ **Turn Every Meal Into a Celebration:** Transform ordinary condiments into conversation starters and mood boosters. ## Overview Sir Perky is a food-grade, dishwasher-safe novelty condiment bottle topper designed to fit most standard squeeze bottles. It adds a playful, social vibe to everyday meals and makes an ideal gift for hosts and food lovers looking to inject humor and personality into their dining experience. ## Description Sir Perky is back, but this time he's not screwing around! Fairly Odd Novelties presents the Sir Perky condiment bottle topper, The newest and most hilarious addition to our set of novelty and raunchy perky-ware! With his latest form, Sir Perky is here to make picnics or BBQ's more of a gas by dispensing your favorite condiments! By simply screwing Sir Perky onto your favorite bottle of ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, syrup, or even chocolate syrup, you suddenly have a hilarious way to spread flavor on your food! Be careful you aren't chewing or drinking when it comes out though. . . You may have to spit it out from laughing! If you have a foodie or prankster in your life, This is the ideal gift at any birthday, White elephant, secret Santa, or office party. Order now and get the squirts in the best way possible! Sir Perky is Red and made of hard plastic. Comes in a full Color, gift ready box. Object dimensions are 2. 69" X 3. 22" X 2. 91". Box dimensions are 2. 92" X 3. 37" X 3. 39". ## Features - Liven Up Your Condiments: Sir Perky isn't just a bottle topper; he's the life of the party! Add this quirky character to your condiment bottles and watch as your ordinary sauces become a source of smiles and laughter at any meal. - One Topper, Many Bottles: Whether it's jazzing up a bottle of classic ketchup, giving a twist to your mustard, or adding flair to your barbecue sauce, Sir Perky is ready to pop onto most standard squeeze bottles, making every squeeze a moment of fun. - The Gift of Giggles: Perfect for the friend who loves to host or the family member who enjoys a good laugh, Sir Perky comes in a colorful, gift-ready box that's sure to spread cheer. It's the ideal gag gift for any occasion, from housewarmings to holiday parties. - Safety Meets Silly: Crafted from food-grade plastic, Sir Perky is more than just a novelty item. He's a safe, dishwasher-friendly addition to your kitchen, ensuring your meals are not only fun but also worry-free. - Instant Mood Booster: Ready to serve and entertain, this comical condiment topper turns every meal into an opportunity for joy. From backyard barbecues to daily family dinners, Sir Perky is your go-to for a guaranteed smile ## Images ![Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81oQ0q2pmGL.jpg) ![Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61Up6kQ9oJL.jpg) ![Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71YBBhhsNiL.jpg) ![Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81-jLDheQHL.jpg) ![Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71rBE8F6rHL.jpg) ## Available Options This product comes in different **Size** options. ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ fits most bottles *by E***A on February 26, 2025* fun gag gift for the grandkids ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Sir Perky gave my life new meaning! *by J***N on July 17, 2018* I used to be like you - Poor, lonely, and just trying to float through my boring life. Are you tired of your monotonous existence full of tedium and woe? Well, with the Sir Perky bottle topper, all that can change. I went from being fat, broke, and alone to being surrounded by voluptuous women and swimming pools full of two-dollar bills. I'm still fat, but that's beside the point. How did I make that change? Sir Perky! Yes, when my boss, my priest, and my mother-in-law witnessed the magic spewing from Sir Perky's cavernous orifice, I knew my life would be changed forever. With your own Sir Perky bottle topper, you can make that change too.He is a truly adaptable being, based on your moods. Do you want him to eject fiery liquids as if he just ate a huge bowl of lamb vindaloo, Mountain Dew, and Chipotle? Then load him up with sriracha or brown mustard. Do you want him to excrete something that would warrant a trip to the hospital only to be revealed that he has 30 different types of rectal cancer? The screw him on a bottle of ketchup. O do you just want him to have a normal, healthy bowel-moving experience? Then allow some chocolate syrup to flow through him with the quickness of Hermes.With the Sir Perky bottle topper, your life can have meaning again. Are you ready for than change? Are you ready for Sir Perky? ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Super funny novelty *by M***A on March 5, 2024* Got the "Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper" for my brother-in-law and he just loves it. It is a super humorous and playful kitchen accessory designed to top off condiment bottles, such as ketchup or mustard, in a fun and entertaining way. If you like funny kitchens or, in this case, outdoor grilling items this is for you, it's funny. It does not look cheap, it is a nice quality item. ## Frequently Bought Together - Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper - Fairly Odd Novelties Mrs Perky Novelty Bottle Stopper - Sir Perky Novelty Bottle Stopper --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - πŸ›’ **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** β€” Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** β€” Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - πŸ’° **No Hidden Fees** β€” All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - πŸ”„ **15-Day Free Returns** β€” Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - πŸ”’ **Secure Payments** β€” Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** β€” Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.de/products/27680146-sir-perky-novelty-condiment-bottle-topper](https://www.desertcart.de/products/27680146-sir-perky-novelty-condiment-bottle-topper) --- *Product available on Desertcart Germany* *Store origin: DE* *Last updated: 2026-04-25*