Ballsy Body & Groin Rub, Cologne for Everywhere, with Beeswax, Coconut and Sunflower Seed Oil, Citrus and Cedar .85 oz

I never thought I’d write a love letter to a lotion I rub on my nether nuggets, but here we are.Let me paint the picture: before Ballsy, my boys were living a rough life. Chafed. Sad. Living in a perpetual state of Sahara Desert meets sandpaper. Then Ballsy entered the chat like a suave but slightly unhinged cologne commercial. One rub, and suddenly it was like my walnuts checked into a five-star spa in the Alps.This stuff smells like confidence and victory. Not overpowering like “I just bathed in Axe body spray and bad decisions,” but more like, “I chop wood shirtless and know how to grill the perfect steak.”Texture? Smooth as a Barry White playlist. Absorbs faster than your last paycheck. And the cooling effect? Oh. My. God. It’s like your groin just took a peppermint breath mint. I literally strutted around the house for an hour afterward like I had secrets and stock options.Would I recommend it? Hell yes.To every man, every boyfriend, every dad, uncle, mailman—if they’ve got the gear, they need this cheer.Ballsy: putting the “care” back in “pair.”

I never imagined I’d be writing an ode to a body rub, but Ballsy Body & Groin Rub has earned its place in my daily routine—and my heart. With a name like "Ballsy," I knew I was in for an adventure, but I didn’t expect to be serenading my senses while feeling like a tropical king.Ocean Breeze in a Tin:The scent is like a vacation in a tiny tin. One whiff, and I’m transported to a beach where I’m the only one who remembered sunscreen. It’s fresh, invigorating, and just a little bit daring, perfect for someone like me who wants to smell like an ocean breeze without getting sand in awkward places.Smooth Operator:Thanks to the beeswax, coconut, and sunflower seed oil, this rub glides on smoother than my dance moves after two drinks. It’s moisturizing without being greasy, leaving my skin feeling as cool as a cucumber in a beach cocktail.Cologne for Everywhere:I love that it’s subtle enough for "everywhere" use. I even dared to apply it to my elbows, which now smell as swanky as the rest of me. I’ve practically become a walking air freshener, leaving a trail of oceanic allure wherever I go.Tiny Tin, Big Impact:The .85 oz size is perfect for travel or just slipping into a pocket for on-the-go freshness. I’ve become known for my impromptu scent touch-ups, much to the envy of my less-prepared friends.In conclusion, Ballsy Body & Groin Rub is a must-have for anyone wanting to add a splash of ocean air to their life. If you’re ready to embrace your inner beach bum with a touch of class, this is your ticket to seaside sophistication. Just don’t be surprised if people start asking for directions to the nearest ocean!

Just received my product today. I ordered the Cedar & Citrus. Tried on my arm just to get the real smell after applied on the skin and it smells GOOD. I can smell the Cedar in it which is what I was looking for. If my nuts will smell like this for at least 8 to 10 Hrs a day, (hopefully longer) I'll be more than satisfied with my purchase.I would give it a five star, but I definitively would like to get more product for the money and other reason why I give it less than five stars is when it comes to longevity because I really do not know how long it will keep that good smell yet. I applied it on my arm when I received it and it's been Approximately 8 Hrs. since then and the smell is less now but it's still there and I've been sweating going outside to 110 degrees temperature in Arizona. So it did good so far. Highly recommend using this or any other similar product in that area of the male low hanging fruit, I started using this kind of product recently and it makes a big difference when you can perceive the good smell during restroom visits, (it even comes out through your clothes during driving and/or seating) or at the end of the day when you take off your clothes to shower after a long day and instead of smelling that stinky nuts smell you smell that good aroma. (Talking about the other product I've used for the last two months). This product is new to me but seems like it will be good.I highly recommend it. And when it comes to opening the tin, just twist the top holding the bottom and it opens like butter, saw some reviews mentioning that is hard to open but this is not one of those that you just pull up the top holding the bottom to open, this one, you need to give it a twist.

At first there isn't much of a scent but once your skin has time to warm it up you can really smell it. It smells like "man". It's nice. I'm not sure how long it lasts yet though.

I don't really smell down there considering I shower daily, sometimes twice a day, but I purchased this for Jiu Jitsu to kind of prevent the possibility of any ballsy smell entirely. It's not really anything special, honestly just feels like a lightly-scented vaseline. I'm someone who loves their colognes, so the scent isn't as strong as I'd like it to be. I definitely think it's overpriced considering it's about 15 bucks for a small portion. Personally think you're better off making your own formula with vaseline and favorite cologne, more bang for your buck that way.

Scent is amazing. Husband loves this product

Cologne scent not what it used to be!I originally purchased Nut Rub for the first time a few years ago and it was great. Nice scent, nice rub. Ordered a variety pack of four more a year plus ago, all good. My recent order, winter 2025, of the Ocean & Air rub, the scent was minimal, not what it used to be. I noticed it also now has an expiration date on the canister, but still had a year or so left before expiration. Disappointed.I did notice that with the four pack that the scent did dissipate after about a year, likely the reason for the addition of the expiration date. But not sure why the scent was reduced in the new purchase. Won’t bye again.