Heinz Tomato Ketchup, 32 oz Bottle

CAN'T HAVE BURGERS WITHOUT SNEEZING SOME KETCHUP

Let me tell you something. This Heinz Tomato Ketchup is absolutely AMAZING. Truly the gold standard of ketchup. People come up to me and they say, Sir, how is your ketchup always so perfect. And I tell them, it is because I use the BEST. Heinz. Very classy. Very rich flavor. Very luxurious. The bottle is big. Thirty two ounces. A lot of ketchup. So much ketchup that some people might say it is TOO much. Wrong. There is no such thing as too much ketchup. Ketchup is American. Ketchup is patriotic. Ketchup is FREEDOM SAUCE. The consistency is perfect. Not too watery. Not too thick. It pours beautifully. A perfect pour. Like a well run country. Other brands come out like a disaster. Total mess. They splatter. They embarrass you. Not Heinz. Heinz has discipline. The flavor. Incredible. Powerful tomato energy. Strong. Confident. You put it on fries. You put it on burgers. You could probably fix a relationship with it. People are saying that. I hear it all the time. The bottle design is fantastic. Easy to hold. Easy to squeeze. Very ergonomic. Better ergonomics than some government programs. And it comes out from the bottom which is very smart. Very efficient. The way successful people do things. Five stars. Would buy again. Might stockpile it. The best ketchup ever created on planet Earth.

Ketchup is my favorite! Bottle was closed well no leaking. Full bottle. Taste wonderful. Shipping and packing was perfect! Shipping time was good! I have had no issues with this transaction! Will be ordering more very soon!

Good, tasty and very good quality. Pleasant texture too!

Taste good, 32 oz size, worth the price, rich red color, healthy ingredients, squeeze container

Perfect small size for picnics.

One of the best ketchups on the market. Does not have too much of a tart taste as some ketchups can have.

Good on burgers, fries, chicken, steaks and veggies

As expected