Authentic Magic Wand Massager Original HV-260 – Plug-in 2-Speed with Flexible Neck & Ultra-Powerful Motor for Deep, Rumbling, Muscle Relaxing Vibrations. 6-Foot Cord, 1-Year Warranty

This wand didn’t just change my life. It restructured my belief system, rewrote my DNA, and submitted my soul to NASA for further study.”Let me set the scene:I was a shell of a woman. Cranky. Burned out. Working a job I hated. Sleeping in socks. I was one bad cup of gas station coffee away from faking my own death and starting a new life as a barista in Montenegro.Then, the Wand arrived.It didn’t knock. It descended — like it had been delivered by the archangel Gabriel with a receipt from Amazon and a smirk. The box was simple. Deceptive, even. It gave no indication that inside was a gateway to the divine.I plugged it in. Heard the low hum. Felt the air vibrate. My dog left the room. My power bill blipped. I swear a tiny storm cloud formed in the corner of my ceiling and then evaporated. This wasn’t a massager. This was a summoning device.I tried setting one: “Oh, that’s ni—OH MY GOD.”Ten minutes later, I was curled up on the floor like a Victorian heroine who’d just seen her fiancé return from the war. My hair was tangled, my eyeliner was on my cheek, and I had seen some things.Heard whispers from the universe. Spoke fluent French for about 3 minutes. Found out who really framed Roger Rabbit.The Wand didn’t stop at pleasure. No, no—it broke through the gates of every unmet need I didn’t even know I had. It hugged my inner child. It forgave my enemies. It offered me closure with exes I haven’t seen since 2006. One texted me during the cool-down phase just to say, “You okay? I had a feeling.”I started glowing. Like actually glowing.Coworkers said I seemed more “centered.” My boss asked if I’d gone on a retreat. A barista gave me a coffee “on the house” just for existing. A small child pointed at me in Target and said, “That lady is magic.” Correct, child. Correct.Now, I don't need a partner. I am the partner.I bought it “for my back.” Sure. And I also “buy tequila for the antioxidants.” Let’s not kid ourselves.If you’re wondering whether it’s worth the price?Listen. If this thing cost a kidney and a 2007 Corolla, I’d still call it a deal. You’re not buying a product. You’re investing in personal transformation.My only complaint is that the cord isn’t long enough to reach the astral plane. But we’re working on that.Final thought?If I die tomorrow, bury me with this. Unplugged, of course. I don’t want to burn down the afterlife.

This purchase came about in a round about way. My wife and I were planning a trip to Las Vegas and I had read on a marriage message board previously about how it was possible to rent a Sybian in Las Vegas. The trip fell through but I asked my wife if that is something she would ever be interested in trying. To my surprise she said she would as long as she could be sure it was hygienic with a rented product. This surprised me somewhat and made me want to try something like that. My wife and I have a very good sex life and average around every other night. We are in our late 30s and have a pretty high maintenance 2 year old who she still breast feeds. With all that I think we are doing pretty good. Some nights she can orgasm very easily and multiple times and some nights it just isn't happening. My wife has a difficult time of just relaxing with having a breast feeding high energy 2 year old boy around. I bought this Magic Wand knowing that it was well reviewed and might be a good intermediate step until we get to try the Sybian. I told my wife I ordered it and she was on board but I could tell a little nervous as she has never liked vibrators in the past. We got the Wand and I could tell she was pretty nervous. I told her we would use it over her clothes on the low setting. We warmed up with some indirect stimulation around the vulva without direct contact on the clitoris. She immediately started saying it felt really nice and gave her a warm euphoric feeling. Pretty quickly she was ready for direct clitoral stimulation and the signs of impending orgasm started. She had a very powerful orgasm which she said actually knocked the wind out of her chest. From that point on she loved the Wand. The first night she 2 orgasms with the wand and 3 more with intercourse. The next night we tried it again and got 1 from the wand (stopped there) and 2 more from intercourse. She says she feels euphoric and in an almost drug like state when using it. What the Wand seems to do is prime the pump for intercourse orgasms to come after the first few are achieved with the Magic Wand. It doesn't seem to deaden any sensations or make it harder to achieve orgasm through other means, in fact it makes it easier. The way my wife described it to me is that the biggest hurdle to her achieving orgasm is relaxing and turning off all the mental stuff going on in her head. With the Magic Wand she says it is so powerful that she is going to orgasm no matter how relaxed she is, it is basically going to force it to happen. After that initial 1 or 2 orgasms she is relaxed and she can orgasm much easier the rest of the night. We've only had the Wand for a few days now so I can't comment on how durable it is, but I would highly recommend it based on our limited experiences.