1313: UFO Invasion

A movie no one should live without! A must see for all members of the family.

Wow, who knew that a bunch of gorgeous young men running around scantily clad could be so BORING? Well, folks, here it is! Another reviewer here wrote that this was a 20-minute short extended to a 90-minute movie. That is spot on! Add to that twenty minutes lots of lingering scenes that have no purpose except to give you time to perhaps refresh your drinks or go to the bathroom without having to hit 'pause.' I think my favorite was when the so-called grad student, researching extraterrestrial contact, did his "research" by randomly walking around what is presented as Roswell, New Mexico (whether it is or isn't doesn't matter). No recorder, no pad and pencil, not even a backpack, he's just walking around town waiting, apparently, for aliens to come jumping out at him from behind a tree. YAWN!

I have been a big fan of David DeCoteau’s volumeous work since I can remember. His films, though low budget, have an appeal to both men and women that are perhaps seeking a Twist of the Alternative.

All the movies in this series appear to have the same slow moving sequences and plot. Only good for seeing well-built guys in a movie.

What else can be said about all of the 1313 movies. They all look alike and they all suck. Some good eye candy is all the movies have to offer.

Great watch with friends and family!

I’m writing this while social distancing and feeling loopy from an allergy medicine. I thought ‘why not check this out? How bad could it’ be? It’s every bit as bad as anything anybody has said on here. (Any rating with four or five stars either has to be a friend of the director, a paid testimonial, or someone thinking they are funny.) It’s depressing to think of the scores of pretty boys and girls who move to LA every year thinking they will make it big only to be tricked into demonstrating their non-existant, non-acting chops in dreck like this.

Hot guys,sexy without sex, especially the blond in the first group.No plot just guys running around in their underwear. (Does not need plot)Intend to buy more 1313 videos.