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R**Y
Epic class fitted armor, and priced right
The first one I bought in 5xl almost 5 years ago when I weighed about 498lbs and i loved it then, effortlessly affording me the vanity of that true land whale feel and look, got compliments all the time. like "woah is that a hairless circus cow on two legs” or " oh no orcas learned to walk and are now beginning their land invasion". The one thing I do miss is people randomly grabbing the side tassels and attempting to walk me like a Macey's day parade Balloon, but as in anything else, all good things must come to an end, I eventually lost a whopping 309lbs, "yay for me, right? “.. well yes and no although the fat is gone, skin is a little more difficult to remove, since I was well over the return period and not totally comfortable with resorting to a do-it-yourself Buffalo Bill method, then fashioning the harvested "material" into a flesh-colored version of this jacket (waste not, want not), I reluctantly opted the next logical choice also just the sight or mere thought of blood makes me gag. Correct, I decided to focus on hourly rigorous and relentless self-body shaming, even recruiting family and friends to join on self-hazing and ridicule sessions, paid of course "since nothing worth doing is free". Eventually I became comfortable with my new 5'11 187lb hairless tattoo covered sugar glider squirrel look, and only after excruciating research careful strategic financial planning aided by studying and unlocking the secrets of many ponzie business quotes, feverishly grounding my spirit and mind with copious amounts of sweet fruit flavored malt libations, careful and mature considerations lasting several seconds, with a visceral war yelp to summon out the suppressed inner rage of a thousand pugs, I asked my mom in a thunderous indecipherable mumble for permission, as she slumbered. Accepting her peaceful comatose silence as approval, I pulled the trigger ended up buying a second, master crafted jacket in a medium as prescribed by the very accurate size chart., mostly out of fear that my new full body bingo wings could catch a sudden gust of wind like loose boat sails, and inadvertently cause me injury. Before I knew it, or maybe was coherent enough, finally responding to the never-ending doorbells and knocking that seemed to go on for a week, there it was just past someone who I assumed to be an undercover delivery person that protected my package from dreaded porch pirates was for some reason rambling or talking in code about doing things or rent I don’t really know, but seemed kinda serious. anyway not a moment too soon all my problems were solved. With this ingenious purchase i was able to develop a meticulous skin muumuu tucking protocol that could only be held fast by the top notch stitching and quality hides put together in this seemingly mythical in nature production of a jacket. With tears in my eyes I can say now that know the comfort that a boneless edema bloated hand would feel in well fitting glove, perfect and just right. I am almost certain that somewhere during its creation Elvin sorcery or Dwarven craft has to be involved, since they have done an amazing job at hiding the Tengwar script, or runes that would validate my theories I cannot identify conclusively the origin of its power. I applaud and thank them for not making this item overly priced, and would recommend it to anyone in the market for an all-season jacket. Yes, I said all season, the “collective” as i refer to the ones who designed and developed this artifact, doing so only because I cannot confirm its origin, made the life force retaining dragon scale liner effortlessly REMOVABLE in the blink of a severely cataract occluded amputated eye, or even an arthritic Neanderthal born with all thumbs. In my opinion, this could be very handy for instance, should you find yourself in a precarious Fonz garb requiring situation where one may need to teleport instantly from say, battling seemingly endless hoards reanimated yellow snow creatures through an artic tundra, into the hell fires of Mount Doom, to valiantly retrieve a negligently disposed of unmentioned precious item capable of IMPOSING world peace under one glorious, slender, flight capable ruler, from the chard remains of its rightful but no longer “in need of” owner. Now I’m not saying it would be easy, but this armor “at least for me” has definitely quelled any fear of bedwetting accidents intentional or otherwise. I feel it deep in my giblets that in conjunction with some better route planning, and reliable transportation, not limited to magical, mammalian, avian, reptilian, or cryptid, but never moms car, it would be totally plausible in a solo quest, but only with this in your arsenal. This is simply the opinion of a 46-year-old man child, and not intend to be considered fact nor fiction, these statements have only been validated evaluated and constructed by the sponsored and paid for voices in my head, this review does not reflect the opinions, advise, or professional diagnosis of my psychiatric team or affiliates. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME..OR YOUR NEIGHBORS YARD. Must be verified fictional only with omnipresent permission. (Snow people)used under non legal paid advise for identity preference) not intended to offend any creature, groups, persons, or apparitions. alive, slayed, or Vaporous in form. Not affiliated or implied to resemble anyone or anything that has ever been created or imagined prior to or post conclusion of event zero, the big bang, and or wherever time might be relative, or suggestive.
H**S
Easy choice to buy this jacket compared the Perfecto
I'm 5-10"/178 (178cm/81kg rounded up). I ordered the XL based on other reviews. The XL fits perfectly and allows for layering in cold weather. The jacket itself looks very well made - the leather is thick, the stitching is excellent, the zippers are heavy-duty and fitted well, the snaps are fitted well, and the liner looks good too. I like the side laces and had them on another locally made leather bike jacket many years ago ( I wish I never gave that jacket away . . .) anyway, they work well for adjusting the fit of the jacket, and they look great IMO.There will always be comparisons to the Schott Perfecto. I have a Schott Cafe Racer jacket (bought on closeout for $400 a few years ago), and I looked at the Perfecto before buying this jacket. The leather in the Milwaukee may be slightly thinner - may be, the raw steerhide is probably a better grade on the Perfecto, and some of the other details on the Schott jacket may be better executed - may be - but none of those are enough for me, as the owner of another Schott leather jacket, to justify the difference in cost between the Perfecto and this Milwaukee jacket.The only thing I didn't like was the sheen on the Milwaukee jacket, but this was easily fixed. I used a spray bottle with rubbing alcohol and wiped the jacket down with a microfiber cloth. I did (2) reps of that and it knocked the sheen right down. The jacket is now a nice matte finish, and it looks great.At this price, I can't find faults with this jacket, and I recommend this highly.
G**A
I really like this product
I really like this product. My intention for buying this jacket was to wear it out and about or driving in my Convertible in the winter time with top down. I don't own a motor bike, so i did not buy it for riding as such. I do realize that the thickness and weight of the leather makes it a good purchase for any motor bike rider to use and enjoy. One of the big pluses of the jacket, is the inside liner can easily be detached if desired, and therefore, the jacket becomes more lighter and cooler to wear if you want to go that way.The look is really great. The style, the cut, the softness, and the sheen or patina of the leather is all very good. In the tradition of the classic Brando style jacket, this one ticks all the boxes, and looks very cool and classy.The detailing of the jacket is very good as well, and i feel that this garment is of quite good quality for the asking price. Good value for the money.The sizing of the jacket was spot on for me. It can be tricky buying coats and jackets over the Internet in regards to ending up with the correct size for yourself. In my case, i'm not a tall guy, but have a stocky build , particularly around the chest and shoulders. I don't have long arms either.The sizes on offer are American sizes. In that sense, i normally buy an American XX size in a jacket,and ended up buying that size, and ended up getting a good fit. I am 5ft 7 inches tall,have a 51 inch chest,have a 21 inch shoulder width, and have a 25 inch shoulder to wrist length. This jacket fitted me perfectly. The arms were not too long,and just right, the shoulder and chest fit was spot on as well, and the length of the jacket was just right. Very happy with the fit. I think it would pay anyone to measure their own body first before placing an order to help get the correct size and fit for themselves.So overall, very happy with this jacket in every aspect. The seller was very professional too,and gave me great prompt service. This jacket gets top marks from me, and i would highly recommend it based on my own experience.Thanks,Greg.
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